Given that lunch with Theo Epstein went for like $16,000, how much do you think whiffle ball with Big Papi will go for? I gotta think it would be even more than $16,000, if for no other reason than the fact that lunch with Theo was limited to 3 people (I think), whereas a whiffle ball game with David Ortiz could be enjoyed by a lot more people.
(BTW, what would happen if Derek Jeter bid on this and won? Would David Ortiz have to go to his house to play baseball? Could Jeter make him go to Yankee Stadium to play whiffle ball against the Yankees ? Would Ortiz convince other Red Sox to go along with him so he wouldn't be outnumbered? Sounds like a good ridiculous plot device for some stupid movie....)